Sailing the Seas of Cheese

"I remember as it were a meal ago" Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat. Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel

Jerry was a racecar driver, And he drove so god-damn fast. He never did win no checkered flag, Jerry was a racecar driver, He'd say "el solo number one." With a Bocephus sticker on his 442 He'd lighten up just for fun. Captain Pierce was a firem

I heard it from a confidant Who heard it form a confidant They're definitely on their way There's one with this idea Something about a hammer head shark Nosehairs and flatus Best keep your distance because Bury your head deep in the sand Anonymity is