Philophobia

It was the biggest ever cock you'd ever seen, but you've no idea where that cock has been. You said you were careful - you never were with me. I heard you did it four times and jonnies come in packs of three. She was the best shag I'd ever had. That

You'd already been half an hour With pre-clubbing shower And I'd always planned to have a look In your special Winnie the Pooh book. The place was marked And it was there in blue and white It just said simply, "Paul stayed last night." Next I wa

I said with me around she'd never come to harm, And then she took a fork and stabbed herself in the arm. She used to wank me off but I could never heat her up And she used to tell all her friends that I beat her up. I went round to her house one day,

How am I supposed to walk you home when you're at least fifty feet ahead? Cause you walked off in a huff and I'm that pissed I can't even remember what it was I said. And I don't doubt you wouldn't touch him now, but let's face it, you always use to

The night before the funeral, I got some. I sneaked a young girl up the stairs and past my mum. I took her clothes off and I played with her bits Too drunk and getting old... It was a lovely show for a god I don't believe in. I couldn't sing a single

I need them for my headaches, I need them for skin. We need it for a night out and sometimes for a night in. The room stinks of poppers, the bog's full of bile. At least I'm not shitting blood again. I always sat it's worst in the while. I hear we ha

You just have to be sure you're doing the right thing. I mean it's very easy to forget - she's was just sitting there in the pub with her new friends and her new life and her new hair and it might been five years but you'd know just to look at her. I

Sit by me silently and brush my beard. No mess to mop up from the bed today. Will we sit next door and watch the soaps? We've nothing to do and we've nothing to say. Oh, when you go... Recently, we've been somewhat volatile, and last night it starts