Old Lady Drivers

Wax the boner [x4] Wax the boner - put it in Piercing cobwebs - deep within Stabbing maggots - penis red Moldy Oldy - in my bed Lube the lizard - pelvic thrust Hard to breathe - inhaling dust Can't hold back - time to spunk Corpse of granny - full of

Where are my dentures... I can't find my dentures... Where are my dentures... I really need my dentures... Where are my dentures... What the fuck are dentures? Where are my dentures.. I can't find my dentures... [Repeat verse] I can't remember anythi

Lepers without feet Hopping down the street Walking on their knees Doing as they please Lepers without brains Diving out of planes Plunging through the sky Thinking they could fly Lepers without hair Tumbling down the stairs Turning into dust Laughin

The judge blows the whistle, and everyone falls down... Crutches in the air - braces on the ground... The crowd begins to laugh, at the helpless tarts... No pity for the freaks, because they're fun to watch... There are: Retarts in potato sacks One-l

When we were young - it was only a game You would win - at everything Chilhood rivalry - developed and grew Games became battles - the I would always lose Now you're a big shot - controlling my life Causing me nothing - but pain and strife But I know

Chicken bone - in my neck I can't breathe - what the heck Butter knife impales my throat Through the slit - I start to choke Plastic straw - held with gum EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY Has been done Waiting for the ambulance I get bored and start to play I t

In the supermarket with my mother at my side Lurkin in the frozen foods was something that made me cry A disfigured "being", limping down the aisle Reached down, patted my head and greeted me with a smile... MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MOMMY, MO

Look at the total hag reaming an Even older can of catfood... Hear the flies buzzing through her Bodily openings, bringing with them The coolest diseases... Sometimes these flies get caught in the Cobwebs that are draped across her armpits... LET'S P

Die in your beauty sleep Where is grandma? It's time to eat... Perhaps in the bathroom, trying to excrete... She's not on the throne, where can she be? Maybe in the living room, watching TV... Not in here either, where did she go? Someone find her so