Dangerous Toys

Wake up my lover, shaker her off like a stick Hung over, tired and shaky, head two feet thick Half past noon I got up out of bed Ran to the freezer to cool off my head Now I see the vision, seeing is believing Teas'n, pleas'n, run for the door Teas'n

Well there's women in the city that make me feel shitty And there's some that make me pack a wad But the ones that are fine, oh will never be mine They won't even give me the time of day I ain't got no money, I ain't got no home I gotta find me a bim

Well, I'm a damn straight shootin' man Ride with a gun in my hand Lookin' for a girl who'll understand Don't want responsibility I don't care about holes in jeans I gotta get out tonight and see Hope I don't get in a fight Just because I grabbed some

I don't remember how it started, I don't know how it ends World keeps turnin' makin' me dizzy, feels like I blew it again When I was young they told me this would be easy When times got tough they were changin' their tune They should of told me that

Oh I can see it's gonna be a long day And I'm sick and tired of this hell I pay I please demand the explanation of why you do the thing that you do You ain't no politician, so get your hands off my neck You always seem to piss me off You don't know w

I got a twenty man posse right on my ass I'm ahead of 'em now but they're comin' fast Busted out at dawn, it's past midnight Won't get a stop to drink till the morning light I got a fistful of lead buried in my back Got a hundred thousand dollars rig

People say I'm a dirty heartbreaker Some people say I'm a cheap date maker I must admit some call me a love shaker I lick a smile from ear-to-ear But the fun is what you fear So let me tighten the straps and turn the wheel So I can make this more tha

Who is the man in the white vest? I'm getting nervous, becoming a mess Is he the doctor's man to take me away? Or the same damn demon from yesterday? Waking up is virtually impossible Something in this story won't let me go You know I'm shaking and I

If I had no bad luck, I'd have no luck at all Hangin' by a thread from the edge of the world Feel I'm about to fall Rain fallin' on the day I was born Under a bad sign, shoved into a bind Down, down like a flaming falling star If I had no bad luck, I

I got a desolation angel, head bangin' life lover She got no money, rich with soul undercover Gypsy mama, footloose and fancy free Cold red win front seat of a Chevy with me Since then I've seen her ridin' on the wind with my friend I'm on a paintrai

One thing that you've got to know Don't want this damn misery When you find out what I mean We will both wash ashore I thought you were stronger I didn't even understand Today I know I was wrong I'm taking no more demand Today's the day for finding o