we've all heard of Rudolph and his shinny nose,
and we all know frosty who's made of snow.
but all of those stories seem kind of gay,
cuz we all know who brightens our christmas day.
Mr.Hankey, the christmas poo,
small and brown, he comes from you.
shit on the toilet, here he comes.
squeez and tween your festive buns.
a present from down blow, spreading joy with a howdy how.
he's seen the love inside of you, cuz he's a piece of poo,
sometimes he's naughty, sometimes he's corny.
he can be brown or greenish brown.
but if he eat fibre on christmas eve, he might come to your town.
Mr.Hankey, the christmas poo,
he loves me, I love you.
Therefore vicariously, he loves you
'I can make a Mr Hanky too'!
'
Mr Hanky: 'HOWDY HO!'
I'm Mr Hanky, the Christmas poo..
Seasons greetings to all of you..
Lets sing songs, and dance, and play..
Now, before I melt away..
Here's a game I like to play..
Stick me in your mouth and try to say..
'Howdy ho ho, yum yum yum
Christmas time has come!'
Sometimes he's runny, sometimes he's firm
Sometimes he practically water..
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet, cos he's just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off, and so you shake your ass around..
And try to get it to drop in the toilet
And finally it does..
Mr Hanky the Christmas Poo
Christmas leaves, he must leave too..
Flush him down, but he's never gone,
His smell and his spirit lingers on.
Howdy ho!
- 专辑：South Park: Mr.Hankey's Christmas Classics
- 歌手：Various Artists
- 歌曲：Mr. Hankey the Christmas Pooo
