7.《假客气布鲁斯》 Fake Polite Blues
（吉他和弦：D D D D G G D D A G D D A G D D 反复弹奏，歌词内标和弦除外）
阿哥，侬实在是忒（太）客气
阿哥，侬哪能（怎么）就噶（这么）客气
我从来就勿（不）晓得啥叫客气
我总归拿客气当福气
Brother, you'are in deed too polite
Brother, why can you be so polite
I don't have a idea about what is polite
I always take it for granted when you polite
阿哥，侬勿（不）要噶（这么）客气
侬再客气肯定就是假客气
反正现在人人裁（都）学得来假客气
侬要是再客气我只好对侬勿（不）客气
Brother, please don't be so polite
However polite it must be fake polite
Anyway everyone now can fake polite
If you still polite I will do you impolite
没事体随便侬哪能（怎么）客气
有了事体哪能就阿里得（哪里）裁（都）寻勿（不）着侬额（的）人
我要是分着房子侬又要冲我弹眼落睛（吹胡子瞪眼）
我要是涨了工资侬恨勿（不）得扒了我额（的）皮
If everything's fine I don't care how you polite
If something's wrong why you're always out of sight
If I get a house, I can see you green-eyed
If my salary is raised, you're dying to give me a bite
阿哥，侬阿（可）是老早（以前）唱过滑稽戏？
侬只面孔哪能就一日到夜裁（都）可以笑嘻嘻
我只当今朝碰着只大头鬼
嘿嘿，下趟有啥事体侬哈（也）尽管寻兄弟
Brother, you was a comedian once, am I right
How can you always pretend to be so delight
I'm shit out of luck to know you but I don't mind
Hei hei, next time you're in trouble you can still ask me for help if you like
Em
只要人人裁（都）献出
Fm
一点假客气
G A A
世界和平终有一天会实现
As long as everyone gives
A little fake polite
The world peace is sure to realize
（谢谢衲（你）一家门额（的）假客气！）
(Thank you for your whole family's fake polite!)
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