I seem to be the victim of a cruel jest,
It dogs my footsteps with the girl I love the best.
She's just the sweetest thing that I have ever known,
But still we never get the chance to be alone.
My car will meet her - And her mother comes too!
It's a two-seater - Still her mother comes too!
At Ciro's when I am free,
At dinner, supper or tea,
She loves to shimmy with me - And her mother does too!
We buy her trouseau - And her mother comes too!
Asked not to do so - Still her mother comes too!
She simply can't take a snub,
I go and sulk at the club,
Then have a bath and a rub - And her brother comes too!
We lunch at Maxim's - And her mother comes too!
How large a snack seems - When her mother comes too!
And when they're visiting me,
We finish afternoon tea,
She loves to sit on my knee - And her mother does too!
To golf we started - And her mother came too!
Three bags I carted - When her mother came too!
She fainted just off the tee,
My darling whisper'd to me - "Jack, dear, at last we are free!"
But her mother came to!
- 专辑：Gosford Park
- 歌手：Patrick Doyle
- 歌曲：And Her Mother Came Too