Violent J Candy Land歌词


2024-11-10 07:48

The more candy
The merrier
so fuck mom and dad
and now boys and girls
i hope you're ready
for a wonderous adventure
into a world full of lots and lots of candy

throw your hands up
clap twice
then stomp
it's me and grandma nut
in the Molasses swamp
i'm seeing waterfalls pouring up
chocolate s'mores
ill let that bitch floatin'
and hit the peppermint forest

lollipop trees all up in the gumdrop mountains
there i saw jolly molly sittin' on her nut poppin'
she told me
she was lookin' for the kool-aid man
cuz he stuck his tootsie roll in her filling hole and ran
i didn't give a damn
i bit her head off vicious
the rich nouget cookie dough ho's delicious
now the gingerbread people pick the popsicle poppers
that sell sugarcane
to donuts and lemonpops

here it rains tic tacs
and snows ice cream scoops
and foos get shot up with peanuts
and fuckin' dumped in the goo
so bring your sweettooth, bitch
i'ma coat it in pain
and all you sugar-free fakes ain't the same
i'm talkin' 'bout

Candyland, candyland
let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
candyland, candyland
Let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman

Chocolate chip sugar dipped with the wax lips
red faygo or some barbecue chips
i need some powdered sugar
or a sweet and sour booger
laffy taffy im your pappy
you my sugar looka
boston baked beans lemme hear jolly rancher
go on all gimme on do it like a tarantula
call me spiderman my web's all in ya head
i'm in my gingerbread house gettin' gingerbread
i'm getting paid but now and later
pineapple grape cherry watermelon
strawberry all day
man throw a cream seem like a dream
yellow gumdrops fell down on me
the cotton candy blew kool-aid sky
the sun looked like a big lemonhead saying hi
was i high?
i was high
no lie
i'll catch you next time in candyland again
buh-bye

Candyland, candyland
let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
candyland, candyland
Let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman

and it's soooo delicious
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious
and it's soooo delicious
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious

Well it's me and Mr. Mint on his spearmint boat
with some caramel bunnies, and a rootbeer float
and if you think i'm ever going back
you must have and an empty center
you meatloafs, do not enter
this is candyland

blueberry jawbreaker
candyland law breaker
like taking candy from a baby
i'm the candytaker
marshmellow lemon drop
jelly beans
and a pair of salty nuts
for all you sugar fiends

and it's soooo delicious
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious
and it's soooo delicious
bitch, this candyland, and it ain't nutritious

Candyland, candyland
let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman
candyland, candyland
Let's make a run for candyland
candyland, candyland
maybe we can hook up with the candyman

Yummy and delicious
a wide variety of sugar coated artificial coloring
mmm,
tell mom and dad you want some candy
a great way to rot your mouth out

  • 专辑:The Shining
  • 歌手:Violent J
  • 歌曲:Candy Land


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